RCI - more exciting stuff

Let me explain how the RCI program works. First bend over and reach for your ankles. If you are a dealer you are totally being screwed. If you are a 3rd party company, you are getting hosed worst. If you are Bobo you see a lot of butts in the air and you can target anyone of them. Almost like a kid in a candy store.

Here is how it works. Reynolds tells the dealer no one is safe but Reynolds. The dealers should only choose Reynolds products for security... Oh that makes total sense. I think I heard that same argument from Microsoft/Apple/Google/Facebook/Government and a few others. Have we not learned anything? A company like Reynolds telling you to only trust them... give me a break.

If you are a 3rd party and can not get access or some crap, then you need (drum roll please) RCI (Reynolds Certified Interface). RCI will save everyone and no one will ever be hacked again. Of course it will cost you.

Call Reynolds and ask to be in the RCI program to help serve your country and better the world, etc etc. RCI team says "love to have you on board... but it will cost". Just fill out these 5 pages and send them back to us. The 3rd party fills out the forms and they go directly to Bob Brockman. He looks them over and sees if he likes the company and/or the product. Heard many rumors where he said "Screw them I never liked them" - hence application denied. Better yet he says "Reynolds can make that product and sell it to dealer instead..." - hence application denied.

3rd party better start kissing ass better... The superior being himself Bob Brockman is judging what is good/bad for the dealer. (no conflict of interest)

If you get accepted into the RCI program this is where the fun begins. You need to fill out more paperwork, and send in a big check. The price is different based on what Brockman thinks it is worth to the 3rd party. I have heard $200k on up. Of course they make you sign a contract that says you can never disclose any prices, or any information or Bob will sue you, your neighbor, your grandmother, and the future generation.

Here are the 2 greatest parts of the RCI program
1. The 3rd party must turn over all software source code to Reynolds. That way Reynolds can look at the software to make sure it is "secure". Of course... that makes total sense.
2. If for any reason at any time Reynolds feels you should not be part of the RCI program (did not kiss enough ass) they can kick you out of it. Wait there is more.... order now and receive the real bonus. Reynolds has your software, so they can make the exact same product and sell it to the dealers. Since the 3rd party is not part of the RCI program, we do not have to worry about them competing.... Bobo is the greatest genius the world has ever seen, or the best crook.

What are you going to do sue them?